60% OFF the paperback version of the Dummy Duck novel, titled “The Best Novel Ever Written”! It was $12, and now it’s a super-cheap $7.35! Now, you might say, “That’s not 60% off, it’s actually 61.24999999999999% off!” And we’d say, “Get a life! Then we’d say, you’re right, and actually that is an even bigger savings than advertised! It’s like we’re just giving you that extra 1.24999999999999% without even mentioning it!” And then you’d say, “You’re mentioning it now!” And I’d say, “You’re the one who brought it up!”
If you’re in the mood to spend some cash on buttons, stickers, t-shirts and other stuff, perhaps you will consider spending it at the Dummy Duck shop!